Actually They Manage to Have Two Years in the Time It Takes Us to Have One, Because the Chinese are Just THAT Efficient.

White Girl to Asian Guy: "So..., how often is Chinese New Year?"


outside of the Mitchell Building on Chinese New Year

-overheard by Tom

Passionate About Soup

Guy: What's your favorite kind of soup?
Girl: I don't know... Progresso.
Guy: Yucchh!
Girl: What?! Why? What's your favorite?
Guy: NOT PROGRESSO! Campbells.
Girl: Uh, Campbells is SO overrated.
Guy: YOUR MOM is overrated!
Girl: That's not what she said last night!
Guy: ... uh, that doesn't make sense.

- behind me in line for farecards at College Park Metro

overheard by Tom

His Reasoning is Solid

Guy: Okay, first of all you're a bitch. No. 1 'cause you're a bitch. No.2 'cause you don't even know me.

-outside of the Armory

overheard by Tom