He'll Probably Win the Race...

Little boy: Man, I don't feel like running anymore. Man, I want to jack up that motorcycle now.

--Ludwig Field Track


Overheard by: j-po

Some Like it Rough

Guy on cell: She hugged me, and then she fuckin' bit my shoulder!!

--Outside of Byrd Stadium


Overheard by: j-po

Stick That in your Pipe and Smoke it

Girl 1: I don't get it. I felt like I had Tourette's today.

Girl 2: It's probably from all the weed you smoked you sick fuck.

--near the M

Overheard by Alyssa

That's What Friends Are For...

Girl: I'll freaking kill him for you if you want. That way you can get over him, literally.

--The Diner


Overheard by: j-po and Tuna

Quiznos Gives her Nightmares Too

Girl1: Do you know how scared I am of flying? I'm scared as shit.
Girl2: Yeah, even the subways scare you.
Girl3 singing: Subwaaay...Eat Fresh!

Orange Bus

overheard by Napoleon

Come Again?

Guy on bike: So, uh, I guess you're my sex surrogate now...

--outside of HHP

overheard by Alyssa

I wonder how she's doing in those classes...

Girl on cell: I don't have quizzes in any of my classes, except one. Actually, two. Actually, three. Ok, I guess I was wrong.

--Outside the Health Center

Overheard by: j-po

Credit Score Took a Nosedive

Cashier: The credit card thing is broken so could everyone with cash please step to the front?
Girl stepping to the front: I have credit!

Wawa

overheard by Keith

Crossword Confusion

Guy: You know what a gaspedal is? Really?
Girl doing crossword: A gas pedal?

Chem lab

Overheard by Alyssa

They actually looked more like professors

Old Lady 1: We look like Lewis and Clark!
Old Lady 2: No way I'm Sacajewea baby.

outside of CSPAC

overheard by napoleon

I Didn't Get it until the 3rd Line

Girl 1: Mine used to be a lot bigger.
Girl 2: Really?
Girl 1: Then again, I think I was fatter back then.

-Denton Elevator


Overheard by: j-po

Tuesday Overheards from the Mall

Indie Chick #1: Screw belts! The only thing they're good for is strangling people.

and later...

Indie Chick #1: Haha...actually, that's you Maureen. You're risen from the dead.

and still...

Maureen: I could sit here all day and make sexual innuendos.

--The Mall, by McKeldin

Overheard by: j-po

It's So Expensive Everywhere Else

Guy1: Hey Everybody, I hear that girls will have sex with you for free at Leonardtown!

Room Selection meeting
Colony Ballroom

-overheard by Napoleon

The Roommate Still Hasn't Gotten the Hint

Girl1: Whenever I go back to my room, my roommate turns on her music, but I really just want to listen to my music.
Girl2: Is her music any good?
Girl1: Yeah, I just get tired of listening to rap all the time.
Girl2: Do you ever ask her to wear headphones?
Girl1: Sometimes I tell her to turn off her light when I go to sleep.
Girl2: Good.

outside of La Plata

overheard by Napoleon

Human Remains = Easy A

Girl 1: It's not that difficult. You just have to measure skulls.
Girl 2: Skulls?!?

-Sidewalk by La Plata beach

Overheard by: j-po & Sue

Don't We All?

Girl: (shouting) I really just wanna get laid!!!

-Outside the Diner

Overheard by: j-po

She didn't happen to be a lunatic only on the full moon, did she?

Girl: That's the whole thing with werewolves...that's why they call her a lunatic.

-Easton Hall

Overheard By: Juliet

Never have I ever...

Girl: Never have I ever had buttsex, at least I'll always have that one on you.
Guy: Some day when you're really high...

outside of Cole

-overheard by Napoleon

Angie Angie Angie

Girl to another girl: And Angie turns to me and says, 'I wrote a song for you...'

the stadium path to stamp

-overheard by Thomas

Captain Obvious has a Cell Phone

Guy on cell: If you want to start doing acetylcodeine, you have to be careful.

--Sketchy road between Denton Community and The Diner

Overheard By: j-po

You Had To Be There

Rioter: Everybody, let's tip over the orange bus!
Rioter2: Yeah! Fuck Duke! Woooo!

Rt. 1

overheard by Napoleon

Axis of Evil?

Crazy Guy: If you ask me, we need to do away with the Germans.

--Corner by Potbelly's

Overheard By: j-po

So Many Options

Guy: Who wants to smoke?
Girl: Smoke who? What? Where?

-Rt. 1

overheard by Napoleon and JPo