Thursday, May 10, 2007

Thirty Days Hath September...

Random guy in class: How many days in August? 28?

Overheard in bio lecture

Overheard by Alyssa



Thursday, April 26, 2007

This Gives Phone Tag a Whole New Meaning

Journalism Nerd: You have to be passive-aggressive in the newsroom. What's the alternative, being actively aggressive and winging a phone at the guy? That never goes over well.

journalism building

overheard by: "Yeah, but it looks cool"

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Yes, a professor actually said this. No, it wasn't like it sounded

Professor: George Bush lynches black people. George Bush ordered his Justice Department to arrest black people.

class somewhere

Frank Trapasso

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Most Profs Do This The First Time

"Missing a deadline is a bad thing. Do it again and I'll stick my shoe straight up your ass. If you're missing a limb, if you're crucified, I don't care."

journalism building

overheard by Frank Trapasso

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Fucking Journalism School. Hmm.


Geometrical Genius: "I'm going to draw some rectangles and then I think everything will be a lot clearer."

-Journalism Building

overheard by Frank Trapasso

Thursday, March 29, 2007

You Shouldn't Make Fun of People with Scars


Disgruntled Dude: FUCK THAT! He's so ugly! He looks like a fucking blonde Harry Potter!


-Outside The Diner



Overheard by: Alyssa

Friday, February 23, 2007

Actually They Manage to Have Two Years in the Time It Takes Us to Have One, Because the Chinese are Just THAT Efficient.

White Girl to Asian Guy: "So..., how often is Chinese New Year?"


outside of the Mitchell Building on Chinese New Year

-overheard by Tom