Damn Right, They're Better Than Yours

Guy: ...milkshakes.

Girl: Do they bring all the boys to the yard?

--near the chemistry building

overheard by: Alyssa

I Don't Want to Know How You Know...

Girl on cell: I mean, he's not a virgin, I know he's not!

--near Regents Drive Garage

overheard by: Alyssa

You Should See Her at Parties

Girl on cell: I like to go to class naked.

-outside of Hornbake

overheard by Ben

Irony anyone?

Girl: I'm so depressed that I'm failing college. I think I'll go back to the dorm and drink.

--Bio/Pscyh construction area, 11 AM

Overheard By: j-po

One Liner

North Face Girl: Yeah, you're soo sweet, I don't even black out that often.

-Outside of the Apiary

overheard by napoleon

Fashion Statement

Girl 1: Hey I love your sunglasses!
Girl 2: Thanks!
Girl 3: Hey I'm wearing sunglasses too, what the f---?
Girl 1: Well, I just like hers better.


-Cambridge Community

overheard by napoleon

This is the first post on the newly established Overheard In UMCP.

Here are the rules:
1. The quote must be real! Fake quotes are not nearly as funny as some of the truly ridiculous things that are said daily here at CP.
2. The quote must have occurred on Campus, or in the areas associated with campus including Rt. 1, The View, The Metrobus, Frat Houses, etc.
3. PLEASE list the location of where you heard the quote.
4. Please give your name, nickname, screenname, or description of who you are

Email a quote to nmartin1@mail.umd.edu
Also email me if you would like to become a regular contributor to the site!

-Nap