If You're Drunk and You Know it... Byrd Stadium Edition

Girl 1: Katie, Katie! Where's Steven?
Girl 2: In my pants.
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Girl 1 or 2: I'm drunk dialing my dad!

--Byrd Stadium

Overheard by Jenny and Alyssa

Billy, Johnny, What's the Difference?

Guy: Now Johnny Holliday is over there talking to Darryl. Do you know who Johnny Holliday is?
Girl: Isn't he a singer?

--Comcast Center

Overheard by Alyssa