They Have Feelings Too, You Know

Girl: Why would you ever kick a squirrel?

Guy: I wanted to see if I could do it.

--outside Ellicott

Overheard by Alyssa

Bizarre Twist on a Horror Classic

Guy: It would be like The Hills Have Eyes, except with Koreans.

--Path by Shipley Field

Overheard by Alyssa

Sad, But True

Guy: We're number one! ... In violent crime!

-Ludwig Field

Overheard by Juliet and Alyssa

I'm Not Even From Maryland and I Think this is Ridiculous

Little girl: She's so ghetto, she's from Montgomery county.

-Outside the women's bathroom at Ludwig Field

Overheard by Alyssa

Don't Drop the SoaP

(The captain of the plane is bit by a snake)
Guy a Couple Rows Behind Me: "This movie's fucked up! Black people are supposed to die first!"

at 9:45pm showing of Snakes on a Plane at Hoff

overheard by Tom

uhhh... Okayyy....

Guy at the counter: I'm sorry. Don't shoot the messenger.
Old Woman: I'd rather shoot the police...

-infront of the ID counter at the Mitchell Building

overheard by Tom

No, it's nothing like pole-vaulting

chick #1: So I had to explain to Jen what pole dancing is.
chick #2: Pole dancing? Oh I know what that is!

outside of Baltimore Hall

-overheard by Elizabeth