Thirty Days Hath September...

Random guy in class: How many days in August? 28?

Overheard in bio lecture

Overheard by Alyssa

This Gives Phone Tag a Whole New Meaning

Journalism Nerd: You have to be passive-aggressive in the newsroom. What's the alternative, being actively aggressive and winging a phone at the guy? That never goes over well.

journalism building

overheard by: "Yeah, but it looks cool"

Yes, a professor actually said this. No, it wasn't like it sounded

Professor: George Bush lynches black people. George Bush ordered his Justice Department to arrest black people.

class somewhere

Frank Trapasso

Most Profs Do This The First Time

"Missing a deadline is a bad thing. Do it again and I'll stick my shoe straight up your ass. If you're missing a limb, if you're crucified, I don't care."

journalism building

overheard by Frank Trapasso

Fucking Journalism School. Hmm.

Geometrical Genius: "I'm going to draw some rectangles and then I think everything will be a lot clearer."

-Journalism Building

overheard by Frank Trapasso

You Shouldn't Make Fun of People with Scars

Disgruntled Dude: FUCK THAT! He's so ugly! He looks like a fucking blonde Harry Potter!


-Outside The Diner



Overheard by: Alyssa

Actually They Manage to Have Two Years in the Time It Takes Us to Have One, Because the Chinese are Just THAT Efficient.

White Girl to Asian Guy: "So..., how often is Chinese New Year?"


outside of the Mitchell Building on Chinese New Year

-overheard by Tom