It's Never Stopped Her Before

Sorority Girl1: You can sit on my lap!
Sorority Girl2 in short skirt: No I can't, I'm not wearing underwear.
Sorority Girl1: What??
Sorority Girl2 in short skirt: It was one of those things that just sort of happened when I was getting dressed, then I came outside and was like, why is it so cold? And then I realized...OOhhhh, that's why it's so cold.

Orange Bus

-overheard by Napoleon